Cast Bios

Bill

Full Name: William Henry Harker
Born: March 26, 1974
Occupation: Freelance Internet researcher
Interests: Hiking, camping, computer games
Peeves: Being called "Willie", having the phone ring while he's absorbed in his work, having other people clean up his "organizational structure".

Brenda

Full Name: Brenda Irene Heitmeyer
Born: October 3, 1976
Occupation: University student, part time trainer at the Sweetsweat Gym
Interests: Recreational kickboxing, biking, computer games
Peeves: The 'blonde bimbo' stereotype

Special thanks to Illiad for drawing the terrific depiction of Brenda shown here!

Jason

Full Name: Maurice Jason Dunne
Born: August 28, 1972
Occupation: Writer-in-Residence at Glennsville University
Interests: Comic books, computer games, juggling
Peeves: Being tickled

Abby

Full Name: Abigail Calen Kennedy
Born: October 31, 1975
Occupation: Clerk at the Aurum Solis occult bookstore
Interests: TV (Star Trek, Andromeda), gardening, horticulture
Peeves: Accusations of witchcraft

Jack

Full Name: Jack 'o the Lantern ("Jack Crowe")
Born: No
Occupation: Evil Spirit of Terror
Interests: Sneaking, skulking, tripping young children with his vines, scaring cows
Peeves: Inconsiderate consumption of pumpkin pie, waxy buildup, burnt-out candles, "Pulpy-head"